Health: Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke...

By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By fail - 14/04/2011 22:27 - Canada

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

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By Joey - 26/08/2018 13:00

Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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Ouch

By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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SGarcia22 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:05

how do you do that?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:38

"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"

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ghettojoker 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:50

dude, you dont need to break your legs to use get a wheelchair. just buy one and have fun

Nojodas2 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:55

As messed up as that is I couldn't help but LOL!

jzoooom 2

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:01

that is truly funny

hiiiiiii_fml 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:04

Feel like showing us how that happened? ;) use your arm. Haha

Stevefett 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:26

Stupid much?

CurlyQute 17

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:26

Idiot.

Jdgaf 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:41

*shows them her arm* *crying*

captinsmith0225 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:46

dumbass

mkaise151 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:28

U dumass

BeeMaddness 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:32

You fail at life. If you broke your leg the first time doing that why would you do that to your second leg. That just screams really smart

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Same thing different taste

Right in the feetsies

Ouch

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