Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Today, I bought a brand new TV that cost a pretty penny. I took it home and it had a defect. After a lot of arguing, I was able to exchange the TV for another one. I got it home and it worked amazing. Later on, we had a bad rainstorm, which flooded my room and screwed up not only my new TV, but my PS5, Xbox, and laptop. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML
Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
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Ashkahnator 0
Try throwing the tv at the kid to teach it a lesson?
Rei_Ayanami 18
That child would not have Christmas or a birthday for a decade, I don't even care if they are a toddler.
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Comments (250)
gogokira 5
This is why you can't have nice things when you have kids.
drdna 0
you can have nice things. just use duct tape and no more throwing toys
lax_king 0
when you say "use duct tape" do you mean duct tape the kid to the couch while he's near it so he doesn't break the tv again?
morgan020 0
I have a 3 year old and have nice things in my house. my husband and I just don't allow him to act like a little shit. too many parents now days are too worried about being friends with their kids and when it comes time to be the parent have no clue what to do so the kids act up since they learn that there won't be any punishment. it's all in the conditioning. when I tell my son he's going to get in trouble if he messes with something he gets a spanking unlike my niece who makes a game of it going back and forth with her parents until they give up and let he get into what ever she wants anyways.
gogokira 5
Morgan this is so true.
htaylor 1
u can have nice things when u have kids when u raise them right. my 2 and 3 yr old boys don't ruin my things.
strawberrydreams 18
And this is why I could never have any kids when I get older. If that were my child, he/she wouldn't have an ass to sit on after I'm done with them. Seriously, FYL OP.
flamegrilled123 3
surprise butt secks?
QueenOfBoredom 0
that's what I was thinking....
CateXOX 0
He was probably watching Teen Mom on your TV, and following their example. Bitches be crazy.
101autie 0
Before someone says shes a bad parent ima say she couldnt help it my little brother is horrible and we tried!!! Although with two older sisters wht can you do? u learn new stuff... ps hes thrown baseballs at the tv before
cabbitt 0
Get off the computer and go back to school. Don't come back until you've learned to use an apostrophe.
Igotothegym 3
Yo i got 3 of ur nike shoes in three different colors, which colors are those?
jewels1877 0
And you PAID for the toy that destroyed the TV. Congrats. :D
Cryptid_V 2
I wish there were ways to be protected from things like this for about 1-2 years. huh.
SirEBC 7
Stop spelling word funetickly.
Cryptid_V 2
I'll think about it.
Maciejas 8
At least it wasn't a metal pole.
bribri1992 0
It seems like a lot of toddlers are breaking brand new flatscreen t.v's this week! hmmmm interesting
hsRoseTyler5 14
Or a beer
GodofCarnage 10
too good I don't have a kid cause I'm gonna buy a brand-new flatscreen too.
heyimjennyFML 5
haha I moderated this :p
SuperNova69 0
makes me glad I only have a 105 pound pitbull. id take a pet over a child ANY day lol
lmaoatall 6
I do NOT condone the use of duct tape, cages, rope, belts, superglue, or locking a child up in a dark closet. do NOT use any of these non- recamended practices to disapline your child.
SteelCladAngel 0
yea that ***** kids up all sorts of ways. I know someone who had crap like that happen to her plus her step dad was sexually abusive
awardZu 0
And never, I repeat, never tie your child to a tree with bacon grease smeared on it's legs!
jackofdimonds 3
oops. too late. I hear screaming.
jackofdimonds 3
do children have warranties too?
0opsie 6
Superglue?
JenL_fml 7
Reverse psychology?
rogueangel9 4
wow. your kids ate going to be problems.