Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
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Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Today, I bought a brand new TV that cost a pretty penny. I took it home and it had a defect. After a lot of arguing, I was able to exchange the TV for another one. I got it home and it worked amazing. Later on, we had a bad rainstorm, which flooded my room and screwed up not only my new TV, but my PS5, Xbox, and laptop. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML
Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
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Ashkahnator 0
Try throwing the tv at the kid to teach it a lesson?
Rei_Ayanami 18
That child would not have Christmas or a birthday for a decade, I don't even care if they are a toddler.
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Comments (250)
lmaoatall 6
89- children don't come with warranties, they break your sol- 76- I thought it was honey in bear country
lmaoatall 6
dint post in the correct place
aRANDOMpersonWHO 0
regret buying the toy?! Hope those two hours were well spent
puckman 0
YDI for lettin your toddler near the tv. jesus, whatever happened to common sense?
dealwithit84 0
get rid of ALL of his toys. why should he have fun when you can't
CashCaTroy14 0
dont u hav a warranrt
chavez12 0
don't tvs usually have a warranty past 2 hours?
abasio 1
well you raised the little devil.
abasio 1
I don't think you can get a replacement after you have wrecked it.
legitasaurusrex 0
i would whoop it's little ass! my parents have always spanked me. and it taught me a lesson. not made me a derranged psychopath everyone thinks happens to diciplined kids. god, and if i had a choice, i'd use my dad's old belt. 20 year old leather...
0opsie 6
Sell all his toys and tell him why.