Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Today, I bought a brand new TV that cost a pretty penny. I took it home and it had a defect. After a lot of arguing, I was able to exchange the TV for another one. I got it home and it worked amazing. Later on, we had a bad rainstorm, which flooded my room and screwed up not only my new TV, but my PS5, Xbox, and laptop. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML
Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
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Ashkahnator 0
Try throwing the tv at the kid to teach it a lesson?
Rei_Ayanami 18
That child would not have Christmas or a birthday for a decade, I don't even care if they are a toddler.
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Comments (250)
maluvsya 0
Omg at some of the comments it was a toddler doesn't mean he is a brat or spoilt it's just what they are like at that age the child probs didn't know it was aiming for the tele!!
101autie 0
Like I said yea we gangin up on ya now u hobos!
maluvsya 0
Omg at some of the comments it was a toddler doesn't mean he is a brat or spoilt it's just what they are like at that age the child probs didn't know it was aiming for the tele!!
maluvsya 0
Omg at some of the comments it was a toddler doesn't mean he is a brat or spoilt it's just what they are like at that age the child probs didn't know it was aiming for the tele!!
Barney_Rubble_75 0
did you post that enough times?
BuhxritNAYY 5
I'm sure it was a frozen computer or iPod, ********.
calvin10 0
oh the joys of fatherhood!! ;-)
Humboldt707 0
your not the only one my son did the same thing not during a tantrum just by being a toddler not listening throwing toys in the air. shit happens. you can't have nice thongs until your kids are old enough to appreciate them to.
IHeartJimi02 0
I am not a grammar Nazi. I just wanted to say I thought your typo made your comment hilarious. "you can't have nice THONGS until your kids are old enough to appreciate them too" lol
staceysgenesis16 0
HAHA win ...
justthinkaboutit 2
lol. Ty for the lol comments. I needed that today!
McGherkin 0
Warranty only covers manufacturing defects such as faulty hardware. It doesn't cover damage that has occurred after the customer has taken delivery. a Guarantee covers damage like this, but it isn't part of your statutory rights and is usually sold extra. if this was America, you'd sue the kid. And win.
dudeitsdanny 10
You got it backwards.
gasbandit 2
Today on FML: A young father discovers children in the house means you can't own anything nice or fragile, especially not both.
asiamph 1
psycho kid on the loose!!! supernanny to the call....!!!!
gingerfied 0
Should have bought it at Best Buy. They have accident insurance. FYL
sparxva 12
Hopefully you used visa or some other card with loss/damage coverage.