Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, my phone fell in my cat's water bowl overnight. I'm currently writing this from my laptop. FML
Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year-old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
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Top comments
TrippyEyes 16
Was it also missing an aux port when you bought it?
Soninuva 41
I guess you could say it was a catastrophe.
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Comments (56)
Saikon1357 25
That's what you get for buying the iPhone 7
ImagineCrazy 27
iPhones cost way more than that. Plus they are definitely not waterproof.
False_Stupidity 42
The iPhone 7 is waterproof but definitely costs more than $400 nor is it shock proof.
Qat_fml 9
its not waterproof, its water resistant
PackardBell_fml 19
Water RESISTANT, buddy. I'll laugh if you actually try dipping your phone in the bathtub.
sleepyolivia 14
37, an iPhone 7 can be dipped in a bathtub as long as it's not dipped in said bathtub for over 30 minutes and as long as the bathtub is under a meter deep.
Witchylady 18
Kittens are the best
Lalala579121 28
Nothing is kitten-proof. As someone who presumably owns cats, I'm surprised you didn't already know that.
mcdgaf 14
I bet if you would have invested in some kitten mittens you would have been smitten by the fact that your kitten couldn't have broken your phone. this comment paid endorsement of kitten mittens. "kitten mittens, you'll be smitten." copy right Charlie day.
intreker05 5
I really want to know what your kitten did to it.
aquila0989 7
I'm just sitting here wondering if the kitten knocked the phone off something or peed in it. Really, how does a ball of fluff break a phone?
martucha854 11
One of mine can chew everything. With cat's possibilities are almost endless. :-D (Jk they are endless but I know what cat's can do...)
infinitemonkey 21
Always get the insurance.
KJ6 21
Voted most in need of a follow up! How does a kitten kill a shock proof and waterproof phone?
mattyiscool123 26
That was awfully fast, I must know what a kitten could do to actually break a phone
AshBashMash0423 6
Need to know more about this story, OP lol