Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
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Pleonasm 36
"Sticky situation" comments and pussy double-entendres in 3...2...1...
perdix 31
Take yer dirty animal down to PetsMart where the motto is: We're not ******* about cleaning cats.
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Comments (109)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Your cat will clean itself why are you trying to bathe your cat ?
Charleybelle 14
Because it has gum all over it's face........
RayearthNinja 10
wear long sleeves. Good Luck!
Msdrock26 5
You could always try peanut butter. You'd still have to wash the cat though lol
smokebluntzz420 1
idk if this means i got a dirty mind but i read cum bubble the first time lol
outoftown 27
You really aren't good at cat ownership yet, are you? Don't worry. The cat will keep trying to train you.
Regmeister 10
Oil!!!! Put oil on the cat let soak for 20 min then it should come right off
theawkwardlife 21
maybe next time don't shove your cats face into your bubble gum?
PrettyKookieToo 8
Pretty sure the cat shoved it's own face into the bubble gum bubble.
slking1987 9
Peanut butter and a comb will solve that problem. And maybe a little more thought as to the best time to blow bubbles. HINT: It's not when there is a person or animal near by that it could get stuck in hair.
spikekutter 9
******* are bitches, declaw your cat
outoftown 27
48, 55, various prior - Re getting the gum out: Fatty substance (oil, preanut butter, etc) + cat licking = cat diahrrea. Don't ask me how I know ;) Try a groomer.