Cats, Cute and Animals: Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided...

By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 17:41 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

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By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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Smelly cat, smelly cat…

By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:55

"Sticky situation" comments and pussy double-entendres in 3...2...1...

perdix 29

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:04

Take yer dirty animal down to PetsMart where the motto is: We're not ******* about cleaning cats.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:14

Your cat will clean itself why are you trying to bathe your cat ?

Charleybelle 14

Wednesday 30 January 2013 3:03

Because it has gum all over it's face........

RayearthNinja 10

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:25

wear long sleeves. Good Luck!

Msdrock26 5

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:26

You could always try peanut butter. You'd still have to wash the cat though lol

smokebluntzz420 1

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:44

idk if this means i got a dirty mind but i read cum bubble the first time lol

outoftown 26

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:57

You really aren't good at cat ownership yet, are you? Don't worry. The cat will keep trying to train you.

Regmeister 10

Wednesday 30 January 2013 1:01

Oil!!!! Put oil on the cat let soak for 20 min then it should come right off

theawkwardlife 21

Wednesday 30 January 2013 1:49

maybe next time don't shove your cats face into your bubble gum?

PrettyKookieToo 8

Wednesday 30 January 2013 12:29

Pretty sure the cat shoved it's own face into the bubble gum bubble.

slking1987 9

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:27

Peanut butter and a comb will solve that problem. And maybe a little more thought as to the best time to blow bubbles. HINT: It's not when there is a person or animal near by that it could get stuck in hair.

spikekutter 9

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:55

******* are bitches, declaw your cat

outoftown 26

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:56

48, 55, various prior - Re getting the gum out: Fatty substance (oil, preanut butter, etc) + cat licking = cat diahrrea. Don't ask me how I know ;) Try a groomer.