Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my belly hair. I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store, and I used it exactly as instructed. When I removed it, I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body. The hair was still exactly the same darkness. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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GrooveSponge 0
That's what you get for being lazy!
Thabb 0
full body swimsuit?
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Comments (284)
shaniecerb 0
thats what u get for trying to b something your not;hairy!
miraggg 1
trying to be something you're not; not hairy*
shaniecerb 0
yea that ' was sooooooooooooo neccessary
MissBunnyWillEat 11
63, try re-reading his comment before saying something even more stupid than your original comment. Just helping out you noobs, MissBunny
shaniecerb 0
ok i made a mistake.crusify me.u all get wat i ment.wich by the way,was a joke.so get out of hear looser
shaniecerb 0
Btw,your sig is Lame
Sirin_fml 47
Oh dear. Sorry to be totally biased and undiplomatic here, but your spelling and grammar is lame. It burns my eyes and makes me weep for humanity's future. Touché, Darwin.
shaniecerb 0
then dont read it....super simple..i try to stay away from this arguing stuff but u people keep asking 4it.just leave if u have a problem
Sirin_fml 47
It's my job to read it. In fact, wasn't it your job to read our commenting rules when you created your account? Touché again, Darwin.
shaniecerb 0
ifits your "job" b professional and ask me to not use that kind of language or ill have sum punishment.dont kum on here and be childish and attack me.done w/ u :)
rallets 23
oh hell yea, get'im sirin!! sorry dude, i wanna be on the winning side haha
DEXter501 0
That was incredibly stupid..
wolvshadow 0
agreed
DEXter501 0
That was incredibly stupid..
nitexshadow 1
first to say my opinion :D first time...... okay ill shut up now :)
Ambaayyy 8
yeah... it's not that big of a deal to just shave.
hiyourcute 0
exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate!
Keirakun 0
I see the blonde matches your personality
carameldrizzle 0
DERP
baseballlegitly0 2
it seems like bleaching ur hair would take longer than shaving
NirvantioNxTFR 1
not if shaving requires a weedwhacker.
sirdolittle 0
Time for a spray tan, don't you think ?