Kids: Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was...

By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 14:00

Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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wafflemonger 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 12:09

Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:47

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

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BangOut 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 9:50

OH yeah, punish a little kid for being honest and telling what's on his mind. Teach him how to be a hypocrite!

SugarRush905 15

Tuesday 4 July 2017 7:18

google hypocrite and read the definition. then come back.

MyDailyLife 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:38

Well the kid is jst a kid o.0 u shouldnt hvae told rlly, u could have told him its not nice to say tht

mollyjynxjax 28

Sunday 9 June 2013 9:14

She didn't tell, the mother was there and heard the brat say it

MyDailyLife 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:41

He still young he doesnt noe the truth hurts.............. jk ;) im sure ur pretty i mean hes sitll young he doesnt noe wat beauty is rlly. His idea of pretty is probably like super model pretty so ur porbably way prettier than hes says u r

cougarhunter308 4

Friday 2 April 2010 14:36

well children don't lie u prolly r a swamp donkey it's funny how u told his mom on him cuz u know the truth hurts

BamaNate8807 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 10:45

lmao @ swamp donkey

kelseyjones 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 1:48

Kids really do have a good judge of character...but beauty isn't character, so you're good!

blackcat1313 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:50

I wouldn't worry looks change kids watch way too much tv so he may have an unrealistic idea of beauty and he may have just heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool. Your attitude could be why he said that as well tattling for that? Really?