Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
gavinbanks tells us more.
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
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fuckyourlifeOP 25
Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls
dinosxxrawr 22
now someone else has her number.
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Comments (121)
SkyBlueCloud 21
Should wrote it on your hand :/
twinkiefeets 17
22-- FOOD=LOVE
FMLprincess023 13
Looks like you're shit out of "buck"
Enslaved 38
That's a good "one".
RoboCunnilingus 23
I guess op is still "single".
starile 20
Ask "Bill" what her number is.
twinkiefeets 17
11- those cupcakes look delish. I'm from nj too. What are your fav cupcake places here in the great state of nj? I do enjoy crumbs and the cake in my photo was from pink cake box in denville. It was amazing!
annasaladbar 7
Ask her for it again :) I'm pretty sure she'll get a good laugh out of it. Plus, it gives you some "dorkiness" points :) But if you actually don't know her, then I agree, FYL. :/
browniey 11
Next time we get a dollar bill with a number on it we know where it is from... Trying calling the vending machine company maybe?
EpicSquishii 21
If she was that cute you could have had her write it on your skin :) I've written my number on people before. They did't ask me to... but that's not really the point now is it?!?!!? Have fun with your quarters!
Aregonde 15
Reminds me of the movie "Serendipity." If she's your destiny, that dollar bill will find its way back to you. :)
notjanedoe 27
I was about to say the exactly same thing, you beat me to it :-)
Wakachulak 22
Use your hand dummy
moimoimoi125_fml 11
Double meanings, double meanings everywhere !
CrissyyyS2 22
So true. What do I spend my paycheck on most of the time? FOOOOOOOD!