Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
gavinbanks tells us more.
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
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fuckyourlifeOP 25
Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls
dinosxxrawr 22
now someone else has her number.
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gavinbanks 13
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
dravvy 7
Should have had her write it on your hand. That way you could have washed it off and not make it less conspicuous that you are a dumbass.
warscar22 3
You say that like your used to writing down numbers knowing damn well no one gives you the time of day
AlbinoMoose987 14
#123 that is very savage
justfml22 13
Done wiry about it, it could have been fake?