Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
gavinbanks tells us more.
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
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fuckyourlifeOP 25
Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls
dinosxxrawr 22
now someone else has her number.
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Comments (121)
VancouverGuy89 9
I would break the damn machine ! It would look like the coke machine from me myself and Irene
ebay78 12
if I were you, I'd wait by the vending machine until the guy comes to refill it and give him a different dollar for that one.
Queensland 27
Say it with me. 'Personal message'
babyseastar 5
It wasn't meant to be.
capnbzarr 43
USC Title 18 Sec. 333: Defacing currency is illegal only if done with the intent that the currency be unfit for circulation. That's why the folks at WheresGeorge aren't in jail.
29dear 16
I honestly didn't even know vending machines still exist, well I guess in hotels and car dealership lobbies.
TcheQ 12
Phones apparently too hipster to store numbers
crazytwinsmom 25
She probably gave you a wrong number anyway.
forever_tinaa 4
could've went old fashion and write her number on your arm or something
Brandon_NW 9
Maan it's the 21st century. Use that freaky phone you're supposed to have near to you.