Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
gavinbanks tells us more.
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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fuckyourlifeOP 25
Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls
dinosxxrawr 22
now someone else has her number.
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Comments (121)
TwinkleToesLOL 11
I am not having fun on the FML application thus am I breaking the rules of the FML application and must be banned from said application immediately.
Ameel_fml 19
Aww, that's actually kinda cute, OP.
perdix 31
Maybe the vending machine guy will let you be best man at his wedding to the "cute girl."
pwilly 8
You're a idiot.
DorklyComicFan 8
That's soda pressing. Sorry, op.
starile 20
He never even had a chance to "pop" the question.
Coyotay_Yelnats 4
At least you can get a number.,. While me ...yeah good stuff...
buddy51 23
Next time, make sure you tell her "100% customer complaints"! The ladies LOVE hearing that!!!!
football98_fml 20
americans...
sammyjanette 17
So this is why some guys don't call when they say they will? Thanks OP! You just made a lot of girls everywhere feel better.
thatonelosergirl 20
This is physically painful to read. XD ack. Those are moments that make me want to bust open a vending machine for someone.