Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
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Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
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fuckyourlifeOP 25
Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls
dinosxxrawr 22
now someone else has her number.
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Comments (121)
mld4657 28
Was she a stripper? You could of given her, her number back and a dollar for her boobs in your face
nanner42 13
You know you have a hand...go old school next time and have her write it there.
japtap81 16
Never write on ur hand or money. Write it on ur ARM! It has more space and unless ur OCD u won't wash it off.
nikhilmanuel 10
Whoa I gave this a yes in moderation.
worldclassrager 41
You didn't have it put on your cell? Could have wrote it on your hand also...
revolution4ever 14
So if food is love, OP was buying love from a vending machine?
Horsempeg 25
First off, of course it gave you quarters? It never gives back dollars..second off if it is meant to be you will see her again!
ChakatBlackstar 29
What do you mean "of course it gave you quarters"? There are plenty of vending machines that will give you your dollar back.
EpicJman2828 11
Woah they have so you can buy a prostitute in vending machines?
lwonderful 11
Sorry, OP, but YDI. Normal people would probably put it on their arm. Or their cell phone?
Larry01_fml 19
a man has got to eat!!