Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
gavinbanks tells us more.
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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fuckyourlifeOP 25
Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls
dinosxxrawr 22
now someone else has her number.
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starile 20
"I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill." Smooth way to take her money, OP! Hobo's got gaaame.
arre2006 19
Love life ruined for the want of a soda....
ButterflyLadyBug 14
ok OP don't panic ! this is what you do ! find out what day the vending machine guy comes to refill the machine and collect the money . give him the quarters and tell him the situation and get your dollar back . yes it'd be a lot of dollars to go through . or you can hope luck is on your side and you see her again . it'd be a funny story to tell her actually if it works she might think about how "sweet of you" it was to go through so much trouble to get to know her . unless you're just trying to get some , then ydi . :|
MisuRar 2
That's the way! Even better, OP can call the vending machine company, explain what happened (they will be amazed) and might help OP. Cheers!
silencebabyy 23
Couldnt you have put your number in her phone or asked if she had paper or something...
lvg_fml 10
Call the number on the vending machine Maybe the owner will be a decent enough person to call you with the number when the empty the machine
bluerhhajfk 17
This FML makes me physically sick. I feel for you.
FC3sInfiniIII 12
Loser
incoherentrmblr 22
Looks like the vendor is gonna have a date. Lol, that sucks. Hopefully you'll see her again.
fareith 15
Now the employee for the vending company will have a cute date lined up for next week!
oinkmoosquid 5
Watch the movie "Serendipity"!