Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
gavinbanks tells us more.
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
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Top comments
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Sorry man. Hey, at least you can get girls
dinosxxrawr 22
now someone else has her number.
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Comments (121)
roflstomp716 19
damn dude, I'm sorry. you got game tho!!
thedudeguy1 16
I would have thought the bill would be spit out again.
maddog1234 9
Well, at least you know it's meant to be if you ever find that dollar again.
ameyer13 8
Hey maybe that was a sign OP! Maybe someone cuter will come along!
AkiChan_fml 7
OP, you now must watch the movie Serendipity!
UofLCardFan08 6
Funniest thing I've read today.
Pourpre7 2
That sucks! But hey, maybe it wasn't meant to be!
amisenho 11
Ah, this was great. Sorry about what happened, but, man. That was comedic genius.
EffYoLife 14
Shut up! you are so lame.
cutycat136 28
I guess that's the universes way of saying it wasn't meant to be...