Love: Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.'...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it and sent it to her friend. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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nolarboot 10

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

Gotta love cheesecake though. :)

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

are you saying chessecake is not yummy??

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perdix 29

Friday 22 July 2011 21:06

Quit being so cryptic and send her a picture of your dick. She'll get your point,...or she'll get you arrested.

salvoking94 0

Friday 22 July 2011 21:07

win

RyNo24 4

Friday 22 July 2011 21:16

well, you got what you asked for...

silverheartxo 1

Friday 22 July 2011 21:18

did you NOT ask for 'yummy pictures' :p

kelseylou 8

Friday 22 July 2011 21:19

Good for her.

anmo 4

Friday 22 July 2011 21:21

lmao too funny

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 22 July 2011 21:21

sexting is bad so that's what u deserve! plus I bet she knew what u meant and didn't want to give u ur 'yummy pictures'

Klug_fml 7

Friday 22 July 2011 21:24

And you act like that's a bad thing...

nocanhaz 4

Friday 22 July 2011 21:29

Idiot

ImaSexualTiger 6

Friday 22 July 2011 21:31

Id still finish. Plus what kind of guy would say yummy when asking for naked pictures?

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Same thing different taste

Classy

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