Love: Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.'... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it and sent it to her friend. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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nolarboot 10

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

Gotta love cheesecake though. :)

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

are you saying chessecake is not yummy??

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Legendslayer222 26

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:02

Best comeback in the history of comebacks. I'm laughing so hard but trying to hold it back because everyone else is asleep! The comments here made me laugh a whole lot more. I really want some damn cheesecake now.

miragliac 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:02

lol epic fail. aha

maersk 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:07

she's a keeper. girl has got a sense of humor.

maddiewoah 15

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:09

You did ask for "yummy" pictures... Cheesecake is extremely yummy. I see no problem with this. xD

stoneywoney 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:25

I would do the same XD I ain't fat though lol justvas a joke!

Daddymo 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:27

Yummy? Really? Perhaps talking like a grown up in future would help.

Cupcakeshizz 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:28

Well what did you expect?

rainbowprincesss 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:30

well you did ask for yummy pictures...... :)

zhenluo 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:31

She's smart.

lulu121893 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:34

hahaha. she definitely showed you.

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