Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML
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Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
Today, my mother cooked breakfast for everyone at my house. Then I later found one of my sex toys in the sink. I “casually” asked her what she used it for, and turns out she used it to make everyone’s scrambled eggs. She thought it was an electric egg whisk. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML
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jonahwalzer 12
I would not touch the other one if i were you....
Broadway_Vayne 32
Good luck getting that picture out of your head! I'd be scarred for life if I had that happen to me...
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Comments (102)
kumarina 35
Sometimes ignorance is a bless
Goblin182 26
TMI, Mom!
Muttley9 13
Toys can be made from interesting items; they call them "pervertables." :O
jefrey 9
maybe she use the elecric one to brush her clit, mmmm or i don't know
shesamazingg_ 7
Lol you should just buy her a vibrator
justagirl1998 10
Well that was akward...
8born8 18
I feel for you op. I overheard my aunt say the spin cycle on the washing machine worked wonders for her. someone asked if that really worked and she replied with "have you ever seen whiter whites?" I still can't look at her or a washing machine the way I used to.
elikaas 10
I have a manual and electric one too but that's because I'm too lazy to change the battery on the electric one so I just grabbed the manual one from the dentist lol
Readoll 13
You ask questions, you get answers...
worldclassrager 39
My question is why she would answer that question...