Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, I'm so nice, I allowed my landlady to use my freezer in the hallway. In exchange, she's so nice, she feels entitled to take my food being stored in said freezer. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
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Top comments
thejzabs 25
I can imagine the conversation- "Hey my apartment sucks. Can you fix it?" "Nahhh, imma make it worse."
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
Well that was rude
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Comments (64)
Tournesol143 28
Time for you to take away her rent. :-)
niallo 23
Actually, you're not far off it. Get the AC repaired, replace the mirror and buy more toilet paper. Then take it off the rent.
justgettingit 6
It's why escrow exists.
benjamn 24
Well that escalated quickly.
muarif 19
That's totally rude and unacceptable. I'd say, start finding a new house to move into.
whitnayfortooh 29
go take her lawn furniture
Geckosrock99 33
That's illegal. Just because you are living in her duplex/apartment/whatever, doesn't mean she has any right to your property. Check your rental agreement, then report her. Get out as fast as possible, then warn others about her.
dark_angel4121 12
Wow, how rude. Call better business bureau and let them know what shit she's pulling.
AyeJay101 25
Not sure about the mirror, but she can't take what is not hers! Fight for the toilet paper! That's some real s***. As for the A/C depends on if that's a luxury or necessity where you live.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I think unless you live in like the Arctic or something like that there are always going to be at least a few days out of the year where Air conditioning is less of a luxury than it is a need. Everyone has different levels of heat tolerance and it really only takes about ten minutes for someone to start feeling really sick from the heat.
AyeJay101 25
True, but that's where state living codes come in, I know in NY, it is a luxury item while a heated household is a need and must be supplied.
vikky538 29
Its time to take situation into your own hands
Etweens96 25
Time to move
DragonWolf16000 17
if you reported the theft to the police without mentioning you believe it was her, even if she really did take it, they might discover it on there own. might.