Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, I'm so nice, I allowed my landlady to use my freezer in the hallway. In exchange, she's so nice, she feels entitled to take my food being stored in said freezer. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
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Top comments
thejzabs 25
I can imagine the conversation- "Hey my apartment sucks. Can you fix it?" "Nahhh, imma make it worse."
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
Well that was rude
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Comments (64)
RayRey009 5
What a messed up landlady.
bhfriday 9
I'm pretty sure that's thievery
magickiss87 22
That's horrible! I'd tell her that I knew what she had done and if she does anything she isn't supposed to based on laws (both federal and state) and the lease agreement that was signed she can guarantee you will find out about them and you will make sure she is prosecuted to the fullest extent possible. Then I'd smile and say thank you, have a nice day.
worldclassrager 41
What will she take next if you bring it up again? Your garbage disposal and dishwasher soap?
bunnybean12321 18
can I say lawsuit in the making
fivetimeslonger 24
****** Australia, man.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Time to move.
MrHi7093 3
Mate get on to the Rental Tenancy Authority (RTA). She can't legally enter your place without a minimum of 24 hours notice. Also if the air con was supposed to be working when you moved in and she refuses to fix it I believe that you have the right to get it fix and send her the bill. https://www.rta.qld.gov.au/
missmisery86 11
wtf?