Love: Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied...

By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2012 18:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 28 December 2009 21:05

Don't fish for compliments and you won't be insulted. There, easy enough solution.

devildog42787 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:00

YDI for asking such a stupid question

Comments

mathman101 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 2:23

u prly are ugly stfu, let him be in peace grow up, theres no real way of pleasing a compliment fisher like you any way so shut the hell up, n let him enjoy his life cuz ya damn right know he wont enjoy it being married to an ugly piece of shit like you!

BluBird316 0

Friday 1 January 2010 5:18

Wow. All These ppl are stupid. Your husband is a dick and should always think you're pretty no matter what. =]

Ada360 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:13

DIVORCE! kidding...but why soo RUDE!

BritaniaAngel 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 7:53

...Compared to the goddamn couch. FYL

rocker1212 0

Monday 4 January 2010 5:37

why do i feel like one of the very few guys who know the answer to that question? "yes, of course. you shouldn't think otherwise."

maidez 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 19:27

Husband: Am I good in bed? Wife: :/ Compared to what?

nemohazADDlama 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:44

and he said "Compared to a pile of shit" then said "Even shit looks better than you"

The_Anwser 0

Friday 27 August 2010 22:16

he said compared to what? thats not bad if she said megan fox its a **** no then if she said lindsey lohan its a **** yes it all depends on who he uses as his starting point