Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
The eye of the beholder
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Mr Romantic
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Thanks
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Top comments
CyclonePsycho 1
Don't fish for compliments and you won't be insulted. There, easy enough solution.
devildog42787 0
YDI for asking such a stupid question
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Comments (65)
mathman101 3
u prly are ugly stfu, let him be in peace grow up, theres no real way of pleasing a compliment fisher like you any way so shut the hell up, n let him enjoy his life cuz ya damn right know he wont enjoy it being married to an ugly piece of shit like you!
BluBird316 0
Wow. All These ppl are stupid. Your husband is a dick and should always think you're pretty no matter what. =]
Ada360 0
DIVORCE! kidding...but why soo RUDE!
BritaniaAngel 0
...Compared to the goddamn couch. FYL
rocker1212 0
why do i feel like one of the very few guys who know the answer to that question? "yes, of course. you shouldn't think otherwise."
maidez 0
Husband: Am I good in bed? Wife: :/ Compared to what?
nemohazADDlama 0
and he said "Compared to a pile of shit" then said "Even shit looks better than you"
The_Anwser 0
he said compared to what? thats not bad if she said megan fox its a **** no then if she said lindsey lohan its a **** yes it all depends on who he uses as his starting point
fowler171 0
That's an honest answer. Beauty in something is relative to beauty in other things.
candiladi 0
mannnnnn, he would have been cleanin his blood off the floor if it was me