Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
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Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, despite the fact that I've lived alone for four years, and have a well-paid job, my father is still whining about, "Why am I still playing video games at age 32?" FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"alright time's up, let's do this LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENKINSSSSSSSS" "God dammit Leeroy" "At least I have chicken"
xkelax 0
Maybe he was in a raid?
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Comments (215)
juliak91 2
I feel for you my dad would do the same thing
Ghost25 0
I'd get in and unplug the computer and tell him thanks for the nonexistent ride
Jakojan 4
i got something worse. im 14 now and when i used to play WoW 2 years ago, i only played for about a half hour a day. a 35 YEAR OLD MAN asked ME, 12 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME, if he should leave his wife cuz she doesnt like him playing WoW all day...
ftyugres 0
"Why spend your time in the sun tossing a ball around, when you can sit at your computer and do something that matters". quote from Cartman. WOW episode of South Park
youandme4ever_fml 0
My sister plays that game and she has been playing for like 7 months:( her name is Kittycat:) WORLD OF WARCRAP IS FOR NERDS!!!!
talbot008 0
your schools 3 hours away!! I've left for school 1 min before the bell and been on time :p sucks for you though
charbz 0
I played wow 2 years ago and I honestly hated it. I don't know how people get addicted.
GeekMaster6000 3
Icecrown Citadel is serious ******* business. YDI for expecting him to pick you up when he had an important raid!
caperkid65 0
YDI weenie ass like walking isn't some everyone day.
rickyornash 0
or delete his mounts like time lost proto drake