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Edmonton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate question
Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
tellingthetruth
Studley, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Policy of truth
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
Anonymous
Serbia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
mairelys
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
The fat and the ugly
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
AnatomyLecture
🌶️ Spicy
Child brain
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
Username
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
nick
United States
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 38
What kind of question is that? We're you asking if he likes personal growth? If he believes in it? Agrees with it? You ask a stupid question, you get a smartass answer.
Imhere4fml 24
Best first comment I have seen in a while. Original too. Sarcasm
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Comments (79)
worldclassrager 39
I think he was thinking with his wrong head...he needs to know things like that...
buckdharma 37
He sounds like a little dick. Maybe he aspires to become a bigger one.
PrincessOfEgypt 3
Seems like he may have a dick of a personality.
Nova900 17
What the hack is "personal growth"??
zenrael 21
I wouldn't look here for helpful suggestions either OP.
yenze 18
most of these comments just wow
papasik 6
What an idiot! Even teens know it means shaving your balls.
gemini3196130 4
Of coarse a guys first thought, I swear I think their brains are in there lol.
JhovannyA 7
Many of these comments are just interesting. The more mature people would understand what you meant and looks like you have the intelligence in the relationship unless he has a sense of humor which I'm not sure. This is a very open discussion OP but either way this is FML so FYL lol
WhiteCrimson 23
What can we say??? It's a man thing.