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Edmonton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate question
Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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tellingthetruth
Studley, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Policy of truth
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Anonymous
Serbia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
mairelys
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
The fat and the ugly
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
AnatomyLecture
🌶️ Spicy
Child brain
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
nick
United States
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 38
What kind of question is that? We're you asking if he likes personal growth? If he believes in it? Agrees with it? You ask a stupid question, you get a smartass answer.
Imhere4fml 24
Best first comment I have seen in a while. Original too. Sarcasm
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Comments (79)
solesamurai 3
You ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer
Keattles 14
Maybe he was joking at first! But if he was serious than that sucks ): I would have joked about it!
jrock9093 18
Wow his maturity level is very high looks like you hold the brains in that relationship Darlin so at least be proud of that
Ari1337 15
well in his defense the question was a little vague, and if it came out of the blue its kinda odd...
Ari1337 15
well in his defense the question was a little vague, and if it came out of the blue its kinda odd...
gemini3196130 4
Lol I agree with you on that one! Not quite mature yet maybe one day she can ask him again and hopefully he will understand the question a Lil better.
mrSkeptic 6
growth doesn't get more personal than that now does it ? :-)
thepretender10 4
my johnson is what i would have eluded to as well.
Epikouros 31
I've had a personal growth on my right shoulder, but luckily it was benign and it could be easily removed by a dermatologist.
martin8337 35
Enzyte: after a few short weeks, you'll be stepping large and laughing easy, just ask Bob.
kimmpwns 8
Is it bad that I laughed? If I were a guy, I would have said the same thing.
Wakachulak 22
Seriously, asking him what he thought of oxygen would of made more sense
Enslaved 36
And if you asked about spiritual growth, would he start singing Nine Inch Nails- "Closer"? "You get me closer to god". :P A lot of guys are visual creatures so I'm not too surprised you got that type of answer; Especially if that question came out of the blue. Love it or hate it, I personally think that answer was gold!
TheDrifter 23
The first thing I thought when I read the first half of this fml was that she was implying that he needed to start using an "enhancement" product. It took me almost a whole second to realize she meant spiritual and mental growth.