Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
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Top comments
Conn3ct 9
So call me maybe?
Tigerblossom 19
That's just so wrong. He could have just said no. There was no reason for him to be such an ass to you and your friend.
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Comments (55)
caohm 18
I don't know why people think a wrong or fake number is a better alternative to just being upfront and saying no
perdix 31
You need to move on and hit on guys who are in your league. Start flirting with an ugly dude and maybe he'll ask for your number. Maybe you're no great shakes, but pussy is pussy.
golden_warrior 23
Damn, what happens to you? You're comments are becoming rude an ignorant. *prepares for Stan's to attack*
Zynris 10
What is going on? Perdix failing to make me laugh? Where am I?
olpally 33
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so don't call me maybe? Haha. What a douche canal.
aimeegoldberg 22
have him meet your really hot friend and then tell her to reject him. ask him how he feels then
happyturtle 16
what, I'm the only one who thinks that that guy just didn't want to hurt her feelings? sure, his plan backfired, but I think he didnt deserve being called douche on the internet.
pukipop 8
That's horrible I would've have cried.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well looks like you didn't lose much. The dude sounds like a douche anyway.
GenaALazer 22
At least he didn't lead you on
cloco_fml 5
lmfao!!!
onorexveritas 24
that guy is a douche. why even bother giving his number anyways?