Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I admitted to my fiance that I'm glad I had a miscarriage. He kicked me out and called off our wedding. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
AnthonyCS5 19
It sounds like he's looking for a reason to end the relationship. It may be time to rethink those marriage plans.
magnumpeyote66 6
And now the idiot is without a wife and he has double the child support
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Comments (62)
frizz101 22
First off congratulations on your pregnancy. Second, it sounds like you're better off without a guy who would break up with you over an unplanned child.
praahe 10
Hope you take him to court and eat him up with child support.
Lora Wood 11
You're going to like him so much better as child support for 2.
Lily_Rain77 25
Yes, I intentionally released two eggs this month. Or Yes I intentionally split that embryo. I am all powerful and have complete control over my reproductive organs and their actions. What a Fuckwad.
rhiannonleesarah 14
clearly he didn't take basic biology or sex ed
idk_rose 25
He was probably just waiting for a reason to call it off. Screw his ass. You don't need him.
my2centsworth 15
Fortunately, recent studies indicate that the intelligence of offspring is determined by the mother, not the father.
Xynie 20
Sounds like you got lucky, imagine what he would do if you get pregnant after the wedding.
BARNEYSTINSON315 10
Honestly? Good riddance. If he was actually serious, he's an idiot. You deserve better. Sorry, OP. But better you find out now than when you marry this clown.
onceuponatime456 16
Get a lawyer and make sure the idiot pays support for the babies. He sounds like a loser and you are likely better off without him.