Love: Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins....

By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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AnthonyCS5 19

Friday 5 May 2017 15:34

It sounds like he's looking for a reason to end the relationship. It may be time to rethink those marriage plans.

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And now the idiot is without a wife and he has double the child support

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Friday 4 August 2017 19:54

I know that being a single mother, especially with twins will be difficult. but i would not marry such an asshole of a man.

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