Anonymous
Australia
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lizzie
Rockford, United States
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
PrincessPromotion
Havertown, United States
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
anonymous
United States
It's called fashion
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
Bossman Bill
Tampa, United States
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Top comments
rukusrazor 0
Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"
pepsie_fml 0
panda express?
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Comments (271)
nyangel 0
how is this fml? i would think you would have known aboout this type of thing when you applied for the job.
yousuckballs 0
How is this a FML? You have a job, there are others out there that don't have one. Just be glad you're getting paid.
mike2012 0
YDI this isnt a FML it would if people threw stuff at him/her or ran him/her over ^.^ now that would be funny!
jonathanpatric 0
stop your bitching, at least you have a job. unlike a lot of americans, whiny jack ass.
Chicka_87 0
i dont get it how is this a FML:S?
lolthatsasucker 0
sweet, i dont get how it's an fml. that's amazing LOL.
jdkfgkjdfb 0
Are you kidding me? I'd love to get paid to wear a panda suit!
andbreathe 0
love this.
PureGold 0
I saw a guy downtown parading around to advertise something in a lobster suit. When he raised his "claws" the 3 smaller legs underneath each went up too. Be glad you're not wearing that lol :P
Indiana_fml 4
A clean and simple FML.