goodbyepromotion
Dayton, United States
Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
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randomgirl
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United Kingdom
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
GamerTag
Wantagh, United States
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
anon
Australia
Mummy's boy
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Freudian slip
Today, while spacing out about my hot male boss, he called my name for something and I replied, "Yes Daddy?" FML
Z88
South Africa
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML
NotYourDaddy
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Shelly
United States
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
T_Willl
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
Anonymous
United States
Workplace etiquette
Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML
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Devorak2686 9
Really dude, are you an idiot?
Welshite 39
Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.
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Comments (70)
honeymoonroyale 20
If only we could. I use "dude" more than I should, but unfortunately we have people who "own" us, and we have no choice but to just kiss ass.
massinator5 4
It happens, I do it, but he is also kind of close to my age
Enslaved 36
I've heard of calling your manager/(or someone you hate) "POS". When said, it sounds like you're just accidentally mispronouncing the word "boss". Little will he know you're secretly calling him "Piece Of Shit". :P
Nyx_fml 23
BOSS can be Bits Of Stiff Shit, but I doubt many people would like it.
WhyAmUHere 19
Unless your boss was Jeff Lebowski, I don't think you'll be getting any raises or promotions any time soon.
Enslaved 36
I loved your comment and all in a sudden feel like drinking "White Russians". (:
Poetaster 10
Time to learn how to opperste the fry cooker
RedPillSucks 31
Did he address you as "Unemployed wanker" ?
an3ph 20
Dude, that's not cool.
kamikrazy 6
It's more like doode.
Wayne913 13
It really depends on how the dm is. I've called bosses bro and dude before. Others wanted the whole yes sir/mam.
TheDrifter 23
I'll have to remember that, that way I can still call the rookies worms, but without making them cry.