Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
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Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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docscientist 10
The influence of things on stupid people.
Cmliedtke 0
just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-
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10thPrestige 0
GTA is f***ed up anyways. I think the dumbass is the problem.
Xxak907xX 0
that is very true. I know a 9 year old that plays GTA and is just fine.
10thPrestige 0
Exactly. What has become of the generation of teens these days (the levels of stupidity).
mystrylady 0
this is about the time you explain the difference between video game world and reality. Scary.
moglie 0
it's not the game itz jst there way of thinking
DavMC 0
you deserve it for letting him play it at that age
Efilyn 0
I'm 14 too (only I'm a female). I'm assuming he means IV since that's the only one that really let's you drunk drive. Did he somehow manage to escape his wanted level? Well tell him he won't be able to in real life. ...And the obvious, he's too young to drive legally, alcohol or not.
docscientist 10
292 - I played gta iv then immediately committed 17 felonies across three states. The police cornered me, a shootout ensued where I took 30+ rounds to the chest and was trampled by a cow. I soon died, and next thing I knew I was standing out in front of a hospital in jeans and a jacket.
angel55033 12
well ya don't know until you try right? wow some people are morons, let's hope he doesn't reproduce eh?
lighters_fml 4
if he tries it in real life let us see the outcome
marmlr339 14
been there, tried that. driving drunk is hard, and completely not worth it!
Faleni 4
lol oh lord have fun with that one op! I hope you explained how ridiculous that thought is and how he should never put it to the test.