Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
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Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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docscientist 10
The influence of things on stupid people.
Cmliedtke 0
just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-
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Comments (274)
megamatt215 0
Yeah, and when you try that, you crash into a bunch of shit and get killed/arrested. Both in game, and IRL.
Bill3485 3
how in the hell are you guys not getting id checks? im 19 and i still do for every m-rated game
LilaBear 2
you let your 14yo play GTA?? YDI.
GallifreyDog 2
I've been playing it since I was 10 and I'm now 16, and I haven't ever thought about doing things I see in that game.
PleaseDontPokeMe 0
I remember my first gta game. It was like yesterday in the year....the end
DizzyDaydreams 1
lol i know a lot of teenagers who watch **** everyday, have sex a lot, do stripteases, gone drunk driving, and most of them are under 17. there's nothing wrong with letting your child play gta if they're under 17. however, if they they're too naive to think that crashing your car at a post or going drunk driving is a piece of cake, they probably shouldn't be playing gta. you're the parent. you have the right to banish your kid from playing. you should wait until he actually does something influenced by GTA before doing anything.
notbanned69 0
You suck at parenting if you let your 14 year old play GTA or if he even thinks it might be ok to drive drunk. He was probably actually drunk while playing. There's a mature rating on the game for a reason and a 14 year old is far from mature. He'll be beating hookers in no time and you'll wonder where he learned it. Redneck douche.
nouik 0
you raised an idiot.
cindayy77 0
I'm 14, and this guys an idiot xD
leeshxx 3
video games don't influence kids.. if so pacman would have made us all hang in dark rooms listening to electric music munching pills..... wait... ****.
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
what, is that supposed to be wrong?