Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
mormonsrule 8
Another great reason why you shouldn't smoke
DontSaveMe 16
I know tons of people before me have said this, but, YDI for smoking. You're harming yourself and those around you (passive smoking). At least try to quit, for the sake of yourself and your loved ones!
giorgi0202 9
why dont you ***** shut your mouths if she wants to smoke she will smoke
CheesyFan20 14
Don't smoke then end of suffering :D
CrippledNipple87 1
well at least it will distract from your yellow teeth and nasty smell... don't smoke.
SunTzuSamuel 7
Don't smoke, bitch
Lystune42 8
I think that was a sign to stop smoking. First it's a couple burns on your chest, then it's... well... death. Think of how unsightly you'll look then.
NamelessFace 22
Don't complain. You started smoking voluntarily and have most likely caused not only your body but also your peers great discomfort. Truth be told, you're lucky that a few burns are all that happened to you... so far.
hurley12 30
I'm sorry OP );
nmcevoy 12
"Today I caught my gf cheating" Ydi for dating them. Don't date