Health: Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

By CaoiiBieber - 17/07/2011 19:15 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

how does that work?

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Monday 18 July 2011 0:58

i had trouble clicking this...

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kenziem18 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:44

how the f**?

Itsasecret11 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:57

Oh yea cause that happens all the time...right everyone?

Lulblast 4

Monday 18 July 2011 8:02

How did you do? Did you let the fork finish on your face?

sakana_fml 7

Monday 18 July 2011 8:13

I like that OP's name has the word "Bieber" in it.

toastyjustice 5

Monday 18 July 2011 8:17

It took me 5 tries to open this FML -_-

nervewurrba 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:22

this is under intimacy...

PoserPunx 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:27

honestly, I'm not even touching this one.

Jdeluxh 12

Monday 18 July 2011 9:47

kinky

shadowx41 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:09

i could use u tonight ill pay 20 up front extra if ur good

goodfella925 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:24

use a cucumber, not as sharp:p

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