Health: Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

By CaoiiBieber - 17/07/2011 19:15 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

how does that work?

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Monday 18 July 2011 0:58

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leematoad 0

Monday 18 July 2011 22:44

idiot

LeavesOfLife 2

Monday 18 July 2011 22:59

did it came?

jloldude 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:59

kinky...

pdk420 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:47

da ***...

austin1313 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 0:57

I'm Soviet Russia, the fork deep throats you

simonisnotacat 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:33

y'all are so punny, saying how it's "forked up" and such. so, OP, ditch the fork. my turn now

dansco 24

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:57

Oh for forks sake lol. What were you shoving in your gob at the time? A big sausage?! lol

lgxii 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:17

at band camp?

TheRealHouse 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:36

I once accidently forked a deep throat

Lilbabynid3 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:38

...seriously?

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