Money: Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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SinfulTragedy 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

kayydb7 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

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coffee_swag 1

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:28

how are you going to get a girlfriend while staying home?

colombiatti 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:51

Your dad has game. You should start taking notes from him (;

colombiatti 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:54

You should shave your head and grow a stache. Maybe you will get similar results (;

zsshamalama 11

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:27

he made you and he ****** someone to do it, so he must have some game.

nialls_girl 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:31

Objectifying much? You both deserve no girl...

privatepiper 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:54

Hahahaha I'm gayyyyy

Coeliacchic93 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 15:22

so?

SmittyJA24 26

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:02

Never -- I mean NEVER -- bet against an old guy. In anything. That you bet against him scoring some pussy was an epic fail.

epilepticloh 20

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:36

You should ask how much he paid

HJKM_fml 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:46

...while she's in the room!

cheesebond 29

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:53

You shoulda paid a girl 20 dollars

telli164 30

Sunday 16 March 2014 8:01

Time to cough up that 100 eh ;)

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