Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.
kayydb7 14
He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.
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Comments (77)
coffee_swag 1
how are you going to get a girlfriend while staying home?
colombiatti 14
Your dad has game. You should start taking notes from him (;
colombiatti 14
You should shave your head and grow a stache. Maybe you will get similar results (;
zsshamalama 11
he made you and he ****** someone to do it, so he must have some game.
nialls_girl 13
Objectifying much? You both deserve no girl...
privatepiper 7
Hahahaha I'm gayyyyy
Coeliacchic93 21
so?
SmittyJA24 26
Never -- I mean NEVER -- bet against an old guy. In anything. That you bet against him scoring some pussy was an epic fail.
epilepticloh 20
You should ask how much he paid
HJKM_fml 19
...while she's in the room!
cheesebond 29
You shoulda paid a girl 20 dollars
telli164 30
Time to cough up that 100 eh ;)