Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.
kayydb7 14
He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.
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Comments (77)
jman26 11
He probably paid her
DemosthenesMB 13
Was she 9 years old? 'Cause the 'stache don't lie.
babeababe 16
If you don't have any standards pretty much anyone can get a gf or bf. It's not that hard.
datbadvodoojuju 6
May the odds ever be against your favor
jdlanam87 9
It's not all looks. It's knowing how to treat a lady. Most older men. (30+) know how it's done. Most younger guys focus too much on appearance less on the who and what of things.
Erery 16
Maybe he paid her?...
FuKcMee 32
dads are like that, she prob made the same bet with her daughter.. Its a conspiracy I tell you!!
amisenho 11
Dude, you don't need an on-the-fly girlfriend to validate your sense of self-worth. What a waste of time and money for you, but at least take away this lesson as a consolation prize: when you bet against someone with more life experience, you're probably going to lose.
birdyyy 17
he probably paid her
birdyyy 17
just to make a fun of u
buckeye1 9
He didn't tell you that he spent $90 to get the girl to be his girlfriend for the day just to win the bet.