Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.
kayydb7 14
He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.
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Comments (77)
Sebastian_NG 17
He probably promised her 50 dollars if she pretended to be his girlfriend.
AxNxNxIxEx12 7
This sounds like one of those tv show episodes where two people bet each other they can get a girlfriend/boyfriend first, then when they do they actually start liking the person but the boyfriend/girlfriend finds out it was just a bet and dumps them
ksks1234 33
Only if the girlfriend/ boyfriend allegedly isn't attractive because they wear glasses, "uncool" clothes, and don't style their hair. Then they get a makeover and they are beyond hot.
amisenho 11
I think that was the premise of about 10 Hallmark Channel "original movies" this past year. It's part of that predictable formula; it takes place at Christmas, has some hot girl who somehow can't find a decent guy, involves a handsome sensitive guy who just can't seem to find the right lady and gets caught up in a bet started by some douchebag buddies/coworkers, and has [insert Christmas carol name here] as its title. They switched things up this year by having her propose to him, but they ruined it by having him propose to her at the end, anyway. They need to have one called "O Come, All Ye Faithful" next year. I'd love to see how that one pans out.
bummervacation 10
It doesn't count if she isn't hot. But seriously, bet less next time?
DrownedMyFish 18
It's all in moustache. Don't underestimate the stache.
Wizardo 34
That or he paid some hooker about $50 which he will now recoup through his stached deviousness.
ksks1234 33
Isn't that kind of a high price for a hooker? A hooker used to come into the place I worked (with her John) to buy alcohol, she was only $5.
Coeliacchic93 21
then there is a much bigger profit for the dad!
arandomusernameaa 20
5 dowwar sucky sucky, spit no swallow!
olpally 33
Bets against your dad never usually work out. That's a creepy look :/
magickitten 26
Double or quits - who can get a boyfriend first.
worldclassrager 41
Better luck next time He probably has a bit more experience but you'll find someone keep your chin up
eams_fml 9
Lol
Sparkwolf 5
Op, don't worry too much about it. As women get older they get a lot less picky. My mother now comes home with some of the creepiest dudes I've ever met.