Money: Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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SinfulTragedy 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

kayydb7 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

Comments

SunTzu2 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:19

That makes you a double loser

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:58

OP you seemed to think that you'd have no problem beating your dad at this (stupid) bet because he is balding and has a creepy mustache??? Ever heard of personalities? Yes because having a nice one sometimes helps to pick up girls... I'm no longer surprised you lost.

KK3137 31

Sunday 16 March 2014 12:58

He probably paud her $50, knowing he'd win $100..

sassy2085 16

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:19

Your dad sounds like Tobias in arrested development lol

syed121417 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 17:40

I'm sorry but that's terrible OP, I hate it when people make stupid bets like that

Omniprism 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 17:43

You can pick anyone up at the bar. Especially the dives.

0neiros 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:19

Or maybe the OP is a snotty little prick who has a great Father, but of course nothing his "Pedo Stache" wearing Dad does is ever going to be good enough in his eyes, but other people and women see him as a decent human being, and the OP as a Troll.