Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML
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Today, we moved desks for the umpteenth time, and my supervisor stuffed me in a corner by the door with no one around to talk to. The worst thing is I hear the badge reader beep every few seconds. It's already driving me crazy. FML
Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I spent my lunch break helping a coworker move a desk to another office. When I got back, my own desk had been moved to make room for someone new. Nobody had told me where they’d put it. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
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SomeonethingStup 0
Maybe hes trying to tell you that you are fat and is shortening the distance you have to walk?
cynima 0
Soon you'll be in the basement. And soon you'll be burning the building down.
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Comments (58)
ziqi92 0
which door are u talking about?? his office door or the building door??
americayay 0
What is with the FML staff updates? No one cares. Things are fine without the hall monitors.
CallMeHush 1
I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but... Don't go making big plans for the company Chistmas party.
huskycheer2015 0
Maybe one of the boss's friend in the office has a crush on you so he is helpin he/she out? Nah, just kiddin your wineing on FML you dont have a life.
glostik 0
Maybe he's telling you that you need to fart OUTSIDE of the building? Or, he's trying to tell your POS ass that you're getting fired very soon...?
daytona81 0
is your boss Bill Lumbergh? big LOL at ynastys comment
TheGasMaskGuy 0
I'd say. FML!
aback 5
When you leave, take the desk with you.
GreenHacker 0
Just hope they don't take your stapler next
PhilipEden 0
Haha! Sorry for you! :P