Love: Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting...

By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 790

You deserved it 4 927

CreamGravy tells us more.

CreamGravy 36

Friday 11 October 2013 17:20

My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

jerzjay 17

Friday 11 October 2013 8:36

SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!

specialeducation 12

Friday 11 October 2013 8:37

Still a better love story than twi... Wait

Comments

icepick23 12

Friday 11 October 2013 19:56

Was there a pair of nice boobs underneath that shirt?

RedX1000FML 11

Friday 11 October 2013 20:01

Oh look. CreamGravy got submitted again. Gratz.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 11 October 2013 20:31

I think the twilight team has basically ended...she seems a bit stuck in the past...

wolfgold2 20

Friday 11 October 2013 21:01

Run

aaron123111 11

Friday 11 October 2013 21:14

Beggars can't be choosers

mooseantlers 1

Friday 11 October 2013 23:15

if shes the first to talk to you in that long can you really be picky? maybe youll get approached more if you dont judge everyone you meet.

ZackL624 5

Friday 11 October 2013 23:48

Beggars can't be choosers cry baby #TeamEdward

147Amber 4

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:15

What's wrong with that

tranced_ 45

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:32

could've been worse! like Justin Bieber or Zayn Malik!!!! you're doing just fine bro..

tranced_ 45

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:34

she's a keeper!

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Shopping AITA Awkward Work Make up Money Liar Weird Kids Love Anniversary Health Confused Healthy Lifestyle Miscellaneous Neighbours Noise Parents Friends NSFW Sex Intimacy Relatable School Education Embarrassing Birthday Weddings Clumsy LGBTQIA+

The Top

Today, I looked at cute baby clothes while my friend was in the check-out line at JC Penny. It made me want to cry. I'm almost 33, childless, and so unattractive I couldn't pay someone to be into me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 124

You deserved it 225

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 108

Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 790

You deserved it 21 173

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 870

You deserved it 7 922

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 514

You deserved it 2 267

Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 401

You deserved it 3 024