By FML Approved - 13/07/2017 18:30 I agree, your life sucks 510 You deserved it 146 Share Tweet Share
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 402 You deserved it 75
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML I agree, your life sucks 41 225 You deserved it 27 876
Today, as always, I'm not allowed to like anything, be it a food, type of music, TV show, book, video game, or even a color, without my parents asking me to explain why I like it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 155 You deserved it 104
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 481 You deserved it 45
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 057 You deserved it 4 499
Today, I'm still reeling from Xmas, as we got a tornado, power was out, and we got a heatwave warning with temperatures up to 37°C. Our power was off for 5 days. When it was restored, we got a flood warning, 150ml of rain, and no sign of it stopping anytime soon. Welcome to Christmas in Queensland. FML I agree, your life sucks 524 You deserved it 93
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 702 You deserved it 3 139
Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 144 You deserved it 67
Those aren’t the droids I’m looking for.