CreamGravy
Australia
Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
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jerzjay 17
SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!
specialeducation 12
Still a better love story than twi... Wait
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that60steen 5
Four months? Ya, it's worth it.
pedinhuh 23
Who cares about teams??? It's all about getting laid! ...assuming she's not one of those 14 yrs old fangirls...
XBurytheCastleX 25
I hate people like you, just because somebody likes twilight it makes them a psychopath or something. You will never find a girl with this attitude. You sir will likely die alone.
jonahwalzer 12
So close to a perfect girl! Only if she was team jacob!
live2loveurself 11
So go out with her!! Twilight !! ❤️
Peachy2392 26
Well, if you date her you won't have to go eat at McDonald's by yourself. I hope someone else remembers his last FML that was posted less than a week ago.
CreamGravy 36
My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?
perdix 31
#76, yep, there are those ridiculously high standards I keep telling you that are ruining your sex life. Flirt with a Twilight fan, dummy! Need I remind you she possesses two boobs and a pussy?
QueenSaru 28
Even better, no brain!
perdix 31
#82, a brain is optional equipment. I have it in the "nice to have" category;)
frizz101 22
Better to have standards and end up with someone you care about, then settling for someone you can't stand and be miserable just to have sex.
FloMarDee 19
.....says lonely cat woman while spoon feeding soup to one of 30 cats that she shares a one bedroom with... yep, MUCH better to have standards
classykraken 16
It could be worse.
JMichael 26
Hey beggars can't be choosers man.
fakedsincerity 32
how, #119?!
JMichael 26
122- she could be a bronie.
frizz101 22
115 I'm happily married with a child, your comment is irrelevant.
Martinez0285 28
she could be a man... that may count as worse
fakedsincerity 32
brony is worse. fair enough.
superdom 12
So is mine dont feel bad
threer 30
You guys are completely objectifying girls. They have two boobs and a pussy is why you want her? Because she has no brain? Why not the personality? Go kill yourselves.
jkmartinjk 16
^Wow, that may have been the easiest game of 'Spot the Feminist' that I have ever played.
wolfknite64 5
Where a shirt that says 'I HATE TWILIGHT!" she'll get the message.
fakedsincerity 32
where it wear?
dragonswingfaeri 4
#113 omg your comment had me rolling. That's a hell of a mental image there Lmao
mathew56765 8
She's not worth your time then
NocturnalCro 14
Doesn't matter, had sex?
hoochykawa 2
I bet she was fat too