Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Run like the wind!
perdix 31
He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.
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Comments (77)
shykid567 1
Hahaha he prolly found sumone up in dat cell and wants 2 let u down easy
FMLRelapse 4
there are a lot of those on here.
bubblezz0504 0
Awww he loves you sooo much that he wants you to bail him out of jail. Haha(:
ahem_speak_up 0
dump him.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
...and what do you see in this guy?
magicstar 0
he'll appreciate you more when he's getting ****** by gay horny dudes
ImaginaryFoe 1
Another FML about a bloke who only says "I love you" after anal. How you feel about anal determines whether this is a win or a lose.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for dating a "bad boy"
Orieo56 0
that's some hood stuff, I bet he drives an old chevy trunk right??
amyevalorraine 0
Truck* and what is wrong with an old chevy? At least its not a f'n rice burner
Domo_Arigato7 3
Leave him to be a prison bitch!!