Love: Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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By brokenrelicslost - 08/01/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML

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aback 4

Friday 7 January 2011 0:16

Run like the wind!

perdix 29

Friday 7 January 2011 0:22

He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.

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anthony82_fml_fml 0

Friday 7 January 2011 13:41

get a new boyfriend!

redrogue 0

Friday 7 January 2011 15:39

Once he gets out, don't ever screw him without a Trojan. mean diseases get passed around jails.

MlKAYLA 0

Friday 7 January 2011 17:28

Leave his ass there?

redbeezy 0

Friday 7 January 2011 21:12

wake up they will tell you anything behind bars really get a newan not in jail

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:25

OP, I'll net you're hot looking. Hot chicks always date douchebags and snub their noses at nice guys. YDI for picking him in the first place.

AtrumMessor 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 12:52

YDI for picking a winner >.<

Ads8111 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:26

I am sorry.

TaNNerSaurr 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:53

wow, dump him.

pfcstuck 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:48

So, why do good girls like bad boys?

JustxMyxLife 2

Saturday 5 February 2011 4:26

My Ex Cheated On Me Before He Went To Jail, After That He Was Blowing Up My Moms Phone Begging For Another Chance, He'd Write Me Extremely Sweet Letters About How I Was His Only Love And If With His Last Breath He Could Tell Me He Loved Me He Would Have A Great Life. Well He's My Ex Again And I'm In A Much Happier Relationship Just Be Warned Guys In Jail Seem To Have A Way With Words But Most Of The Time They're Only As Good As They Sound....

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