Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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danhxcore 0
Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.
DaftPyramid 0
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Comments (254)
erijgio89248 0
hahaha that just sucks.
woahcomments 0
i agree with #19... whose first instinct is to jump out the window? unless your door is burning down, i don't see the need... not really the poster's fault...
queenliz02 0
Totally your fault. Yes, smoke alarms go off for many reasons. Usually though, the person is awake and had something to do with it. This guy is asleep and the ******* smoke alarm goes off. Maybe it wasn't the best thing to do, but it doesn't make him an idiot. Better to have a broken leg than die in a fire. And what was the point? To have him fall down? I hate April Fool's.
XD94 0
what floor were you on? if it was 1st or 2nd then the dudes a klutz so its his fault, and if higher hes a dumbass for jumping so still his fault
choppedNskrewed 0
thats meann
gangstabby01 0
lmao at numbers 35 and 64!!!!! This made my day! :) But really, that's a good idea if it woulda worked according to plan.
emorockerownage 9
#103 its not like he made his friend jump out his window what an idiot
audiogasmic 0
both of you deserve it. you're stupid for doing this--april fool's is supposed to be light hearted, not make someone think their house is burning down and laugh about it later. uh, no. not funny. even if he hadn't broken his leg, this would still be an ass thing to do. and he's stupid for jumping out of the window without even thinking to see if he could get out the front door, assuming on his part the house was even on fire (obviously it wasn't)
Jem0_0 0
A good-natured but risky prank gone horribly wrong Lmao #9
Tick_fml 0
@ 109, but it's ok to set off your friend's fire alarm in apartment building while he's sleeping? I'm not too mad at the guy for jumping.