Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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danhxcore 0
Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.
DaftPyramid 0
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Comments (254)
jujujuice 0
try again tomorrow.
Nycholai 0
#124 = buzzkill. Also, is any door a fire exit? Partially OP's fault, mostly his friend's fault because his first reaction to things is jumping out of a window.
imdumburdumber 0
next time, saran wrap the window too, or leave a trampoline outside his window
Shadesville 0
lmao this is very epic if only he would've ran into the saran wrap and video recorded it it wouldve been on my fav's for youtube
Chris968 0
Is he still your friend?
junkx5 0
you're a real great friend for messing with something like that, dude. who needs enemies w/ friends like you?
cartering 0
we don't know the friend - for all we know his friend had someone in his life who died because they were trapped when they tried to escape through the door to their house.
Amkii 0
You're both idiots. Fire isn't something to joke about, but who the hell jumps out the window? What if it'd been a drill anyway?
thatsucksballs 0
That's ****** bullshit.. and yeah, he should be writing this..
blinkingstarlet 15
#50... anyone who doesn't wanna die in a fire takes them seriously... and #22... stupider? this is ridiculous. you're a bad friend. YDI because you're such a terrible friend. there could have been a real fire or he could've broken his neck. anyway, i smell bs on this one...