When I go to a doctor's office, I fill a sample cup with apple juice and sip it in the waiting room. For whatever reason, they put me to the front of the line and let me see the doctor right away.

From your story it sounds like you went to the mall specifically to eat out of that mayo jar. If that's the case, YDI. That's just stupid and you were asking for negative attention in the first place. Guess you got what you asked for.

How is eating out of a mayo jar disturbing the peace?

What the hell is wrong with people?? I mean, granted, OP must've been SUPER bored to want to do this, but unless they were moaning and making crazy noises, why would someone call security???

YDI for thinking that was funny, personally I wouldn't give a shit if you were eating a jar of mayo. But then I know someone with pica so eating weird things isn't amazing. Plus you shouldn't have let yourself be dragged around by security guards/mall cops.

Murica, backwards place.

I can see how eating the "mayo" with a spoon can cause a disturbance. If you sucked it up with a thick, flesh-colored straw, you'd cause a riot!

"You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot"

You should've just politely explained you forgot your helmet at home today.

okay, what?