Miscellaneous: Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar... - FML

By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

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longsock123 7

Wednesday 1 May 2013 3:02

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:00

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

tommyfox 19

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:01

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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griffy14 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 21:16

Maybe they were afraid it may of been spoiled?

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:10

*mayo've.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 21:42

Funny, eh?

Wizzlbang 10

Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:07

OP, Don't you know? Terrorists eat mysterious white fluids from jars all the time. After those recent bombings, they're bound to be on high alert for people eating things from jars.

staroftexas9 3

Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:34

You wanted a reaction, you got it. Sorry it's not the one you were going for.

klimpomppp 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:20

Sorry, but i can't help pointing out the absence of a life in this fml

TheCutestLizard 28

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:36

I don't understand the point of doing this in the first place. It's very weird.

mercC63girl 6

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:08

You should have protested

BriTisHBirD 11

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:20

Some people are way too uptight.

plagiarismo 16

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:29

Welcome to the land of the free.

ni0ve 9

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:57

some people are aholes

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