Miscellaneous: Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar... - FML

By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

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longsock123 7

Wednesday 1 May 2013 3:02

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:00

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

tommyfox 19

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:01

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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SexyMexi21 23

Monday 17 November 2014 3:52

Really? fill it up and go all the way to the mall for tms stupid prank .. wow. you have no life

Cavsfodawin 21

Saturday 2 July 2016 2:02

Even better, put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and drink straight from it.

potatomemequeen 14

Saturday 3 September 2016 19:14

Since when is eating mayonnaise disturbing the peace? I eat it all the time in pudding cups! (Sarcasm please don't think I'm weird)

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 14 January 2020 0:17

Just for a laugh? Do you have no life whatsoever? I don't even understand why someone would do that. ydi

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