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longsock123 Milpitas, United States

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

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longsock123 7

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

tommyfox 19

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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Comments (209)

SexyMexi21 23

Really? fill it up and go all the way to the mall for tms stupid prank .. wow. you have no life

Cavsfodawin 21

Even better, put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and drink straight from it.

potatomemequeen 14

Since when is eating mayonnaise disturbing the peace? I eat it all the time in pudding cups! (Sarcasm please don't think I'm weird)

shannon2348 14

Just for a laugh? Do you have no life whatsoever? I don't even understand why someone would do that. ydi