By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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longsock123 7

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

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tommyfox 19

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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aircon 7

why the hell are you going to the mall to eat wtf?

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onorexveritas 23

people are so lame these days

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Elfkid21 19

who the hell cares what you're eating?? and how the hell was it disturbing the peace??!!

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darkenedone 27

Oh, I'm sorry... I thought this was America!

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horrorshowAlex 8

You suceeded in making an impression with your very odd "prank" which seems was your intent in the first place.

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horrorshowAlex 8

blargh. *succeeded Also, the impression that I get for some reason is that you live in a small town and do this sort of thing a lot so they are wise to your ways. Cheers.

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Ibeatmyself 3

Mall security you say u know they have no power what's so ever just observe and report is what they do this post seems fake

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